At all times before, during and after she maintained that the universe spoke to her.
On this particular
afternoon it said,
Ben Affleck is doing his cool, cock sure, rough around the edges
masculinity thang
on the cover of Vanity Fair, and imprinted over his left
pectoral (or right, depending on how much you thought about it)
are the delightful words: "Christopher Hitchens on Dorothy Parker".
Then it asked where I was going with my $8.95